Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Needless to say,

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Reading books

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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