John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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