- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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