What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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