- Anti Joke

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!