- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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