Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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