Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

I said I hate niiggers

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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