- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Help I'm being raped!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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