- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Whats white? A fridge

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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