- Anti Joke

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

I pooped.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Rick santorum

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Morning wood.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain