An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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religion

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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hi will

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Hey

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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