Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A man... walks.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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