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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Bean.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

retard

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Your Mom!!!

Black Friday

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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