Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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