What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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