What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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VAGINA.

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