- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Womens rights !

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

all your base are belong to mark

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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