Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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