- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What's 9+ 10?! 19

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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