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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

why was the boy sad? because.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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