Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Sac

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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