- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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