- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's half of 8? o

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

i have to pee out my ass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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