What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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