who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Oh...okay, good.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

The Pittsburgh Pirates

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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