- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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