- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

a man is running away

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

why did the man die? he was shot

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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