- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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