why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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you lose.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Gun Control

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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