- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Women's rights...

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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