- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Poop

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Justin's hair

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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