Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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guess what chicken butt

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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