A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Nickelback

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What is a chair?

Lil' Wayne

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...