Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Safe sex MR

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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