- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.