- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

oooh look a banshee

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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