- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Womens rights !

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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