Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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