- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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