Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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My parents have an open marriage.

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