- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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