What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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