What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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