What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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pee

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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