- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

The Game

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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