- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Joke

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

I walk into a bar...

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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