why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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2 + 2 = fish

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