one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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i have two hands.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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kcuf read it backwards

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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