What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Your existance.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PSN IS UP

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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