- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

This is not a joke

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

honest politician

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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