What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Black Friday

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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