- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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