An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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hey

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Hello.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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