Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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