- Anti Joke

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

If you were a cactus, why?