- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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