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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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