- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

God. God.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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