Getting up for a black person on a buss

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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