a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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