If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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breasts

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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