- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

You know whats better than 24? 25

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

You will not press the like button.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Getting up for a black person on a buss

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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