The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Black People

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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im a dragon, no im not

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Banana Hamock.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What's the deal with brown?

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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