- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

guess what chicken butt

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Guess what? The Game.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

One day a man walked into a wall

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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