One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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more chocolate?

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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good one jess !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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